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Mysticism With a Middle Finger

Oracle decks that tell it like it is.Clarity, chaos, and cosmic humor in every pull.Truth from beyond — with vibes.Sacred snark. Divine downloads.Prophecies, but made funny.

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What Our Customers Say

4.8 / 5
Absolutely Brilliant!
This oracle deck knocked my socks off! It's exactly what I need—brutally honest and hilarious. No sugar-coating, just the raw truth I crave, all in one place!
Laura T.
No More Fluff!
If you're tired of vague advice, this is for you! The truths are refreshing and delivered with witty humor. You won't find a deck like this anywhere else; it’s a gem!
Jessie M.
My New Favorite!
I've fallen in love with the twisted humor of this deck! It offers insight that speaks to my soul. Not for the faint-hearted, but the honesty is so empowering and liberating!
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So Much Fun!
Reading these cards is a riot! I laugh and reflect at the same time. It's nice to have a tool that holds me accountable with a side of dark humor—perfect balance for me!
Nina R.

  • Brutal honesty delivery

  • Darkly humorous insights

  • Empowering self-reflection

  • Authentic, candid guidance

 
 

Why Choose Us?

Experience a unique blend of brutal honesty and dark humor like no other. Our card deck empowers you to confront life's chaos with witty insights, transforming self-reflection into an entertaining journey of growth.

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Brutally Honest Advice
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We understand that trying something new can be daunting, which is why we offer a 30-day money-back guarantee—ensuring your purchase is completely risk-free. If you're not absolutely satisfied, simply return it for a full refund, no questions asked.

 
 

Questions? We've Got You Covered

This deck isn't your typical tarot set filled with flowery language. Instead, it delivers brutal honesty with a side of dark humor, helping you confront uncomfortable truths while providing candid insights to navigate life's chaotic moments.

Absolutely! Regardless of your experience, this deck welcomes everyone. Its straightforward, no-nonsense advice helps you gain clarity without the confusion of vague interpretations, making it an ideal starting point for new and seasoned seekers alike.

Yes! This deck is perfect for group readings, sparking engaging discussions among friends. It's designed to transform serious topics into candid conversations, combining laughter and enlightenment in a way that deepens connections and understanding.

Not at all. While the humor is sharp, it’s crafted to resonate with your experiences. It offers a compassionate approach to life’s challenges, ensuring you feel validated and understood, while empowering you to face difficult truths.

 
 

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